what? foobs! Yep foobs.

Feedback for G : Occupational Circles if ($Circle == "Family") $Occupation = "Don't call me for computer stuff" else $Occupation = "computer stuff";

What us men "really" look for in women.

What us men "really" look for in women.

Remember when a shooting star was in the sky and not at one of Charlie Sheen's 'parties'?

Via twitter: re: @ashponders My fiancée likes to sleep in or pretend to sleep in. To figure out which, I whisper 'I like your mustache'. If she punches me she was awake.

Triblocal – A woman charged with attacking a Gurnee police officer with a sex toy was arrested Tuesday afternoon on a $75,000 warrant, according to jail officials. She’s accused of charging toward an officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” according to a police report.An officer went with Bildsten to her apartment in the 5300 block of David Court on Nov. 9 after employees at Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee accused her of dining without paying for the second time, according to Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick. Bildsten reached into a dresser drawer for what the officer thought was money to pay her bill, but instead pulled out the sex toy. The officer deflected the device with his hand, and was not injured.

Coincidence?